introducing schroombump

schroombump speaks polari. google it. schroombump doesn't ask permission of anyone for anything.  ask permission and you die a thousand deaths, schroombump is famous for saying in answer to many questions.
schroombump has lived years beyond thought, and who knows how long thought has existed...schroombump has a way of speaking in rhyme. i love freddie freddie loves me eat my shorts then have a cuppa tea.

THOSE WHOM THE GODS LOVE GROW YOUNG.

OSCAR WILDE